Time passes slowly when you’re waiting

Desperate to attract hummingbirds, I searched online for answers. I read that one sure-fire way to attract them is to plant a Cardinal flower in your yard. It’s been said that this showy red-flowered perennial is excellent at “pulling hummingbirds from the sky”.

If that doesn’t work, I can always dress up like a giant red flower and wave a sign around that advertises beakside service to all passing hummingbirds.